The Lonely Stoner .
pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

nmimind:

lightlyfloating:

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

Literally a goddess.

WOW

nmimind:

lightlyfloating:

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

Literally a goddess.

WOW

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

oh-calamityyy:

can we talk about this

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

haroldnmod:

The Adventures of Prince Achmed by Lotte Reiniger (1926)
The oldest surviving animated film in history.

haroldnmod:

The Adventures of Prince Achmed by Lotte Reiniger (1926)

The oldest surviving animated film in history.

gdirtydime19:



First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

W0W

gdirtydime19:

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

W0W