Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
Literally a goddess.
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
can we talk about this
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs
The Adventures of Prince Achmed by Lotte Reiniger (1926)
The oldest surviving animated film in history.
First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.
this is the most important thing right now.